Our Favourite Quotes. This page will be filled with the favourite quotes of anybody we can squeeze one out of. There'll no doubt be a wide variety, so if you have a favourite quote, mail it to us at this address and we'll put it up here. "If you were an ostrich in a past life and I ate you, I'm sorry" (One of ours) "I don't think constable Goody would get it, if it came in a large bag marked IT" (Raymond: The Thin Blue Line) "My mum'll pay half, my dad'll pay half, and I'll pay the rest" (my dad's) "Oh you've had your hair cut. You know when you had it cut the first time.... it looked nice then" (My Gran on my hairstyle) "Eee, I used to have fat legs like yours" (My Gran on my legs) "Is it too early for breakfast?" "He peed his leg but it's alright, I mopped it up wi' the sheep" (The Flint Street Nativity) "If you want to draw blood use a red marker" (can't remember) "Nonsense; they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..." (last words of General Sedgewick, 1884). "Will we make contact with other intelligent life? Will we get some of our own?" (John Simpson on what he's looking forward to about the 21st centuary) "I like turning; especially round" (Eeyore: Whinny the Pooh and a day for Eeyore) "It's not easy having a good time. Even smiling makes my face ache" (Frank, The Rocky Horror Show (what else?!)). I've created seperate pages for a few of the sources of these quotes, just because there were too many to put on here. There's not many at the minute because I don't tape most series and "Ellen" is the only thing worth quoting on the television right now. But I've said it before and I'll say it again.... there will be more here soon!! Quotes from "The Vicar of Dibley".
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